Crispy Benjamin

What is Crispy Benjamin?


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In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.

Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!

See jangle, stench, mime, toaster, mung, 49er


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