What is Crispy Cream?
1.
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"
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2.
Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
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3.
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.
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4.
deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"