Crispy Critter

What is Crispy Critter?


1.

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

See robert

2.

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

See old geezer, old fart, geezer, old, crazy

3.

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.


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