What is Crispy Hippie?
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A hippie that has been tasered into submission.
Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'
Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
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pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.
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