Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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To Zwaffel

1. To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able ..

Aquarium

1. (n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females. "My God Steve, what's with all of the fish ..

Clunge Gunge

1. A sticky liquid which lubricates the walls of the vagina which is produced during sexual arousal. After fingering her i subtly wiped he..

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