Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Tsuki

1. means 'moon' in Japanese. If you were in Japan right now, you'd hopefully say tsuki instead of moon. See moon, japan, j..

31337357

1. More than just 1337. I am the 31337357 dude here...

Urination Proclamation

1. a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except f..

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