Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Kebabery

1. purveyor of quality meats. shop providing late night provisions for the weary drinker man, i'm starving!!! let's find a kebab..

Facial Destruction

1. What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match. The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, ..

Zonkd

1. adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned. (Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch See weed, bong..

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