Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Zlaccu

1. Sweat Of The Cunt Il Alla madonna x riha ta zlaccu andek il lejla pajs! See Joe 2. A maltese vulgar term for mucus-like secretion of..

Verbal Tipping

1. Acknowledging a waiter/waitress by telling them what a good job they did serving your table. Often used by old people and usually unacco..

Canine Combo

1. "sniff, lick, piss, shit" - These are the manditory functions of a large male dog while on a walk. The Canine Combo is perform..

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