Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Spanda

1. An overweight white girl wearing black leggings/spandex - spandex + panda = spanda. Emily: Shit son, Spanda alert, ten o clock. Chris:..

Zamboner Ride

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..

Jagtar

1. a person who intercourses with the downstairs basement lady ooo man he pulled a jagtar someone says: pudhi mare see jugtar says: the..

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