Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Xtell

1. To send an instant message to the wrong person Errr xtell mom i meant to send that to sexyslut69 See tell, instant message, im, chat, ..

Yuppie Food Stamp

1. Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines. Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps...

I Melt In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand

1. This phrase is most commonly used when it's based on oral sex. This can be said by a male or a female. I'm trying to explain,..

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