Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Faceboink

1. To have sexual intercourse on one's face. Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd. See faceboink, facefuck, ejac..

Zombimorgified

1. - Adjective 1. exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a zombimorgified runner. 2. weary or bored (usually fol. by of): tired..

Mad As A Box Of Frogs

1. Very mad, but typically refers to someone in the public eye. Of course, as the very idea of putting frogs in a box is eccentric to say t..

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