Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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W00t!er

1. A person or NPC who says w00t! instead of yay, huzzah, hoo-ray, or any other variation of those words. w00t! I reached lvl 170! You po..

Troy's Bulge

1. The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis. Upon noticing..

Zuchelli

1. A hairy and disgusting pimple that grows right above the asshole. It is extremely large and dangerous. O my goodness, that zuchelli is..

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