Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Flangetastic

1. (Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form. Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangeta..

Hxcg

1. a dick obsessed freak with no brain god, adeep is such a hxcg See faggot, gay boy, wanka, queer, retard..

The Mcleod

1. Having sex with a married woman in her back yard. outside the window were her 6.5 foot 250lb former collage football player husband is s..

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