Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

1. 1. Not ZIMA 2. Not Zowel Movement 4. there is no 3 5. Don't try to !urban me! I tried to !urban ZM and I failed. I fail at life :(..

Juven

1. Someone or something that desperatly wants/longs to be squirrell. That chipmonk is a juven! I'm scared of squirrels, i would neve..

F.u.c.r.

1. n. (definition) 'Fat upper cockal region.' pronounced 'fucker'; the male counterpart to the FUPA AKA Twatgut "..

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