Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Pppfffbbbttt

1. The noise a slow subtle fart makes. "PPPFFFBBBTTT." "Oh, Jessus H. Zachrist, Sam that smells."..

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Quick Slip

1. a person who masterbates, gets themselves "off", or the like Wow, did you see that quick slip. Yeah, I can't believe tha..

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