Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Half Inch

1. Cockney rhyming slang for pinch. He half inched my wallet! Don't you half inch anything old chap! See steal, take, chav, chore, ..

Cunt Sludge

1. the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter i love the taste of her cunt ..

Unuserfriendlyness

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