Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Keithed

1. The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then ..

W.o.m

1. An acronym for Women Over Men. It describes a man or boy who is heterosexual and but spends all his time with women and not his male fri..

Yard Bomb

1. A big propane tank out in someones yard.Mostly out in the country. Billy Joe had a silver yard bomb next to the barn. See propane, tan..

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