Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Ungarfunkelable

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Behempsh

1. (bee-hemp-shh) When you are feeling bitchy, empty headed, excited,mad, pissed, sad, and happy all at the same time! OR you just can&apo..

Conahedra

1. To shit, piss, and throw up at the same time. That dirty whore gave me conahedra!..

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