Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Flarby

1. the flabby tissue above and around the penis and vagina "It's sexy to feel a woman's flarby." See Jane Doe..

Russel Provost

1. oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequ..

Queefmaester

1. A maestro of queef noises. Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester. See queef, shinji 1. A maestro of que..

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