Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Needs

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Queefeater

1. Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs. Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE..

Zeard

1. (zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard o..

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