Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Queued

1. A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time! man ..

Templan

1. A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typi..

über-the-shit

1. "greater than The Shit" Used to show the {usually *belief*} of one’s being not just 'The Shit', but even then-some...

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