Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Ingatestone

1. a dire place in essex, england between shenfield and chelmsford where people go as its cheap, but there is nothing to do. the epicenter ..

Upper-decker

1. using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself. that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took..

Rusty Dornan

1. When you take a girl into a sauna, take a dump on the sauna rocks, wait for it to steam up, then have sex while the arouma fills the air..

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