Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Iommi

1. Iommi = a Godlike person. A master of their chosen craft. Someone or something extremely cool Example 1. Hey rick, that motorcyle stunt..

Forvel

1. to shovel with a fork He forveled the salad into his mouth See eat, food, fork, shovel..

Porsche Cayenne

1. A yuppie's wet dream: the fancy sportscar and the gratuidous SUV, all in one. Porsche is only getting into sport-utes for the mark..

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