Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Zukotynski

1. (N) A young Jew who has castrated his non-existent penis. (V) To masturbate on Nicole Maeda's face while watching Wheel of Fortun..

Xomgz

1. Another way to say omg when talking online. "Like, xomgz! Did you hear how Tressa totally pwned that n00b last night?" See o..

41 Muscles

1. that is how many muscles it takes to be a pussy when jordan was being a pussy, its like he was using all his 41 muscles See pussy, jor..

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