Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Out The Yin-yang

1. Another of the various forms of "out the ass". Other forms of this common phrase include, "out the wazoo" and "..

Jobby Jobby

1. a particularly long jobby why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well? Of course I did, I cannot resist a good..

Farting In A Bottle

1. the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe. Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to inc..

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