Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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The Daeke

1. One who is constantly pissing himself while intoxicated. He was so wasted he pulled the daeke on his own keyboard. See Eric..

Questilation Mark

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Zebra Mustache

1. When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde. Drew has a zebra mustache. See zeb..

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