Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Love Septor

1. (a) Just another word to name your dick i wouldnt let Bertha ride my love septor so she got mad and turned emo See dick, love, dingle..

Michaelize

1. To sing or adopt vocal charateristic stylings of blue eyed soul baritone singer, Michael McDonald. In order to make this song sound rea..

Deucemizer

1. Someone who is amazingly skilled at something a pro at something. Dude that kid is a fuckin deucemizer at NBA jam, you see his freethro..

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