Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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W0protor

1. 1) "W00tx0r" Spelled while talking to multiple people, and trying to listen to the soviet national hymn. 2) Phrase of defianc..

Pull A Chuck

1. Slang in boston to kill one's self. Named after Charles Stuart who jumped off of the tobin bridge after he realized that he was goi..

Bload

1. Like a choad, but bigger in length instead of width. Since every normal dick IS longerer than wide, this is coined when the man has a pe..

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