Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Max

1. Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis." "they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!..

Boombatang

1. an extremly ugly person, a mixture of a baboon and an aragotane damn that bitch look like a boombatang See wilderbeast, mudd duck, etc..

Umino

1. A nosy, nerdy boy in Sailor Moon. He becomes Naru Chan's boyfriend. He is also known to be a clumsy fake version of Tuxedo Mask. U..

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