Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Zollicoffer

1. used to describe an orgasm of epic proportion, usually ending with screaming and a lot of sweat. Sean gave me such a zollicoffer last n..

20 Feet Dildo

1. Something you don't want shoved up your ass. A: Hey! Look what I found! B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass. A: *..

Sha-wing

1. Made glorious by Wayne's World, it was done in the movie to show a boner coming on (ie: near the total babe Cassandra). Can also ju..

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