Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Efun

1. A cool guy who skateboards, enjoys drinking and smoking, and wears tight pants with an orange beanie Dude is that Efun doing the kickf..

John Miller

1. Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees an..

Spicy Mcjenkins

1. When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim. i got a spicy mcjenkins last night..

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