Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Ihtpp

1. i have to pee pee George: Hey man, brb, ihtpp Mark: You have to what? George: I have to pee pee, same thing as ihtp Mark: ...Oh... k..

Ziploc'd

1. shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted; Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out..

Zohan'd

1. From the trailer for the new Adam Sandler movie that depicts him kicking the guy with his feet. He tells him to "smell it, smell i..

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