Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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1. (inf. phrase) In reference to the bummingscene in the 1973 Bertolucci movie "Last Tango In Paris" and the popular 1990s TV com..

Oscarworthy

1. Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering. ..

Unlimathon

1. The ultimate in Beer drinking abilities. An unlimathon is only achieved by those with the ability to defeat anyone in sprint drinking an..

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