Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Vasco Da Gama

1. 1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words &qu..

No Shaggs

1. To show a feeling of seriousness> no shaggs im about to fuck you up> See shaggs, no, serious, shaggy, shags..

Super Fat Hap Sac

1. when a panacake feels horny towards a peice of bacon usually ending in greasy pancakes #1oo look my foods having super fat hap sac #2 ..

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