Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Noodle Gourmet

1. n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle. n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj My girl ..

Ya Ma

1. A phrase used by people of the north east, not just the incorrectly named "chavs" (as anyone from up north will know they are ..

Laski

1. a substitute for any curse word and/or can mean anything at all. dang man, my Astronomy teacher is such a laski, i hate that creature. ..

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