Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

See masturbation, pleasure, wanking, porn, dirty

Dankey

1. Having abnormally large breasts. Can be used when refering to other large objects other than breasts so long as breasts are also mentio..

Hitlerotica

1. A trendy name form Nazi pornography. Hans found his grandfathers nazi porn in the trunk uder his bed. Hans's grandfather had alway..

Urban Sniper

1. Pull out while having sex in a tall building. Head to the window, and the cumshot will blow off the condom and land on some ones head o..

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