Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Gurrman

1. a stiff greasey nervous kid, who likes to mooch of the quibiqueef The gurrman mooched some fries. The gurrman fondled a quibiqueef...

1664 Syndrome

1. When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns ..

Queef-bean

1. a bean that queefs "Margolis, your such a queef-bean!" See queef, bean, vagina, lube 1. a bean that queefs "Margolis..

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