Crispy Socks

What is Crispy Socks?

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

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Jnob

1. 1. One whos so desirable, your mouth waters a)someone who smells delicious 2. Someone of great wealth, great looks, but horrible dr..

Jalavia

1. a lumpy chunky person who is just plain bad Boy 1: "Get outta here you fat jalavia!" Boy 2: "WTF IS A JALAVIA?" B..

Rectum Plectrum

1. Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum. John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also..

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