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1. Grease up a linoleum floor with your favorite slippery substance (crisco, soap, jelly, butter, etc...)
2. Have your woman spread eag..
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Women who have two children, dress in strange styles...mostly involving tight, crotch hugging pants. Must lack proper hygiene.
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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabb..