What is Crisscross Applesauce?
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The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
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When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another
"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"
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the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
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To read this daily from Buffalo, New York, is to engage in a masochism not seen since the onset of self-flagellation.
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