Crisscross Applesauce Edit Meaning

1.

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

See indian style, sitting, sit

2.

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another

"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

See indian style, janky, big ballin, son of a gun

3.

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.