Criss-crossed Carp

What is Criss-crossed Carp?

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

See sex, poop, fart, butt

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Teh Saxo

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Oh, Mr Bennet!

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