Criss-crossed Carp

What is Criss-crossed Carp?


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The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

See sex, poop, fart, butt


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