What is Crissed As A Picket?
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Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"
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A traditional phrase used to define the stiffness level of a persons penis.
Damn, my cock is harder than Japanese Geometry!
See erecti..