What is Crissed As A Picket?
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Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"
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When you get your balls pierced with chandelier earrings (dangly-earrings).
Aw man, that guy totally got a queen of sheeba done!
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