Crissed As A Picket

What is Crissed As A Picket?


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Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

See drunk, intoxicated, pissed, incoherent, wasted


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