Crissmuss

What is Crissmuss?

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?

I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.

Merry Crissmuss!

Beat Your Wheat

1. Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans. Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!..

Ride Out

1. Verb: to own that pussy. This is accomplished by sexually pleasuring a woman to the point to where her legs don't stop shaking unti..

Tablespoon

1. Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table. It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoo..

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