What is Cristopher Columbus?
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1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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