Critch Edit Meaning

1.

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

2.

To ash on oneself

You better knock that ash off before you critch!

See cigar, smoking, ash, herf

3.

Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"

(noun): a crotch itch

Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)

Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)

See scratch, crotch, itch, scratching, itching, relief

4.

An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

See crotch, thrush, pubic lice, vagina, pubis, pudenda

5.

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!

or

Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos

or

She's one messed up critch

See psycho, spaz, whack-job, crich, nuts

6.

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!

or

Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos

or

She's one messed up critch

See crazy bitch, spaz, psycho, crich

7.

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time

-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

See critch, crich