Critical Stache

What is Critical Stache?

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

See critical, moustache, mustache, shave, face, trim, beard

Fauxhipping

1. Act of performing the fauxhip by a fauxhipster. Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!..

Smacktastic

1. to be smackable, great, cool or awesome. see also: hamtastic "i have a cookie" "SMACKTASTIC!"..

Matilf

1. mom and teacher id like to fuck dude......... mrs. jones is the biggest matilf ever See tilf, milf, wilf, hot teacher..

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