What is Critical Thinking?
1.
The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.
Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)
Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"
Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-
"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."
"You sad, sad, sad person."
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2.
The ability to to determine the man who wants to kill you, and that man that will kill you, based on the actions he takes, and the size of his magnum.
3.
The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".
Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.
