Critics

What is Critics?


1.

Critics, more commonly known as Crickets are a strange breed of humans, feeding off the blood of their victims.

Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.

"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, come down and masturbate over the corpses"

~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic

See critic, cricket, talent, skill, masturbate


78

Random Words:

1. When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't. I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he z..
1. When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to sa..
1. Short for ultimate (frisbee). "Grab the disc, it's time for ulty!" See ultimate, sports, frisbee, abreev, summer..