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Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back a..
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The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.
Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybod..
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When you wake up with an enormous stiff on, but fail to utilise it to its full potential, ie. cracking one out. This most often occurs w..
