Critt Edit Meaning

1. Getting a little too excited about anything Obama related. ;) I had a total Obamasm today during the inauguration. See obama, 2009, p..

1. Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face. Man last..

1. Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the pa..