What is Crittenden?
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A person, usually a girl, who wants to be a slut, but can't because nobody would take her.
A crittenden will wear extremely short shorts, exposing her pasty, pale legs, and stuff her bra with toilet paper.
I was walking down the street yesterday, and some crittenden tryed to get me to pay her for sex! Eghh!
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Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong
Definition 2: To have sex with someone
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The first alphabetic term on urban dictonary.
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