Crivetle

What is Crivetle?


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This is something you do to someone's breakfast. When you are making it (you do it to their toast or scrambled eggs) you jerk off on the toast or while the eggs are still raw you jerk off into them.

"Yo, my bitch wouldn't suck my cock last night so I pretended to be nice this morning by making her breakfast and i gave her a crivetle"

See sex, cum, gross, dirty, nasty, breakfast


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