C.r.m.a.

What is C.r.m.a.?


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A Completely Random Midget Attack.

This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!


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