C.r.m.a.

What is C.r.m.a.?


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A Completely Random Midget Attack.

This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!


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Random Words:

1. A view of the world centered around Google and Googling. My wife doesn't belief that ____ exists because it wasn't available ..
1. the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes) My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies. See harrison..
1. The sound a man makes after ejaculating in a woman's vagina. I was trying to be quiet, but I couldn't hold back the nut grunt..