Croakleys

What is Croakleys?


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A combination of wearing "Croakies" neoprene sunglass straps with "Oakley" sunglasses. A blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working class. The drape of the Croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.

Yo, my landscaper looks cool with his croakleys and his high and tight grey Lees.

See mullet, white trash, trailer trash, blue collar, working class, nascar, redneck


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