What is Croc Butter?
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1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes,
2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?
Aw, man, my crocs are still ugly, even after applying croc butter!
Oh god the croc butter, it burns.
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A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn..