What is Croc?
1.
those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.
that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
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2.
Slang for something that is not true
Trevor "That chick from Hanson is hot as"
Richard "That dude is a chick"
Trevor "No she ain't, what a load of croc!"
man "I totally wrecked that chick last night"
man 2 "That chick was a dude"
man "Thats croc man"
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3.
CROC
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.
pupil1#: soz i just spilt ma coke and fucked up ur homework!!!
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.
4.
Gatorade. Derived from "Gator" which becomes "Croc". Also known as "Crocade" or "Croc-ade". Originated in Eastern Nebraska.
Hey Mott, get me a Croc. OR: I'm gonna grab a Crocade at the store.
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5.
A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock.
..that was bullshit...cheat...liar...what a croc!!!
6.
A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock normally performed ejecting from a ladder, through a window, (You happen to be running behind a group of 5 teammates)missing all 5 tammates and although you are wearing kevalar, helmet, full HP all 3 shots from the burst hit you directly in the face. The odds of it happening:
1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players.
After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk.
- then the admin banns you -
Welcome to my world =]
stupid glock. you can only do 88dmg with it. (one kill - 18hits) You would have better luck using the flashlight.
