What is Croca-douche?
1.
(krok-uh-doosh) -noun
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
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2.
someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in
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