What is Crockashark?
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A cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the canal that goes past our office. They have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. A mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.
"Is that a Crockashark bite on your leg Anne-Marie?"
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