What is Crockett-ease?
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It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"
"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"
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A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.
I left a nice bell..