Crockford

What is Crockford?

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

See pile, piss, vomit, cubicle, passing out

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls

dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night

tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?

gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

See crockford, drunk, poo, cubicle, messy

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