What is Crockford?
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The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
Tim did another crockford last night.
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the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
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