Crocs Edit Meaning

1.

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

See crocks, ugly, shoes

2.

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.

bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

See ripoff, dumbass, bottled water, fad, trend, zarquon

3.

Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.

My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"

See clogs, fag bait

4.

the main reason for escalator decapitations.

dont wear crocs on an escalator. the soft resin can get caugt in the cracks of an escalator and cause toe decapitations. But then again, if you WEAR crocs, then you probably should get decapitated.

See croc, crock, escalator, crocks

5.

In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!

I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.

HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm

Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!

Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"

Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-

See crocs, ugly, shoes, neon, colored

6.

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"

"you look like friggen spiderman"

See mike, gay, crocs, fag

7.

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"

"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

See crocs, gay, fag, homo, ugly