Croctologist

What is Croctologist?


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Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

See shoes, feet, rubber, sandals, comfortable


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