What is Croctopus?
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A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
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