Croctopus

What is Croctopus?


1.

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.

This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.

It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.

Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!

See crocodile, octopus, croctopus, combo, fuck


10

Random Words:

1. Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen. Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker Noun: Originally ..
1. An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly kno..
1. A person that is part black, hispanic, white, jew, chinese, japanese, korean, indonesian, pacific islander, alaskan, other, protugese, j..