Croftonite Edit Meaning

1. the amount a man can fap per second Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! ' Dyl- 'Woah' ..

1. to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather. Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer! See ..

1. The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw. It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is becko..