Crohn's Disease

What is Crohn's Disease?


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Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...

Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"

Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."


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