Crohns

What is Crohns?


1.

One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

Why didn't you do your homework?

I have crohns.

Why did your mom die?

She had crohns.

How'd your dad get so smart?

He has crohns.

See disease, chrons, stomach, tony, diarrhea

2.

very painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.

He was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.

See crohns, pain, flares


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