Crom

What is Crom?

The alpha and the omega. Crom is everything and everything else in between. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective to express anything.

"That bottle is covered in crom"

"That's crommingly good"

"I crommed it right into the wall"

Trunk Jockey

1. A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to b..

Gum Job

1. A girl who removes her false teeth before blowing you to due away with any potential for teeth scrapage. granny's are the best. ..

Impotence

1. Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis. I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me See Zohan..

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