What is Cromagnon Teen?
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one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.
Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.
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A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any..
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when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole
like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it
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the stream of poop/piss mixture ..
