What is Cromwell's Crust?
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A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.
I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...
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when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.
Alex was having sex..