Cron Job Edit Meaning

1.

derived from a Unix code string adapted from the geek term for 'chronic', a cron job now entails a female geek giving a male geek a blow job over the keyboard of a computer, or within a three feet radius of a computer.

|-|3'/ 9|_|'/5! ! 907 4 (|20||,_|08 |_457 ||!9|-|7! '/4'/see0|2see!!!

2.

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

See sex, blow job, oral sex, oral, geek

3.

The act of smoking marijuanaa.k.a. chronic.

I'm scheduled for a cron job at 4:20.

See weed, marijuana, chronic, cheeba, ganja, cron, job, toke, smoke, grass, safeness

4.

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.

"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."

"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."

See cron, job, vagina, anus, sex