What is Cronic Masturbation?
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1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.
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noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge..
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When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit..