Cronk Edit Meaning

1.

"Cronk" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.

The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.

I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!

Wow, you really cronked her last night!

Now that's cronkin'.

Cronk!

See crank, crink

2.

perineum (the region where the balls bounce)

I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.

See perineum, balls, bouncing, pussy

3.

A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness

John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk

See kronk, krunk, crunk

4.

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

See Laur

5.

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

6.

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

See Scott

7.

To become empowered, or stronger than normal

That boy got all cronked up for that game, he murdered them.