Cronk Monkey

What is Cronk Monkey?

A person who lets off a screamer and obsorbes itself into the the thing u are sittin on

Or shittin on HA HA HA HA

Josh: hey darren i just farted

Darren: u fuckin cronk monkey

Zombie Effect

1. When a girl is giving head and wants to be warned before the guy cums to avoid any cum getting on her, the guy pulls out just before eja..

Alcodextrous

1. Being able to drink any kind of alcohol. "What would you like to drink, liquor or beer?" "Either one, I'm alcodext..

Iron Dick

1. when one's dick becomes so hard that they cannot control actions such as: cheating, being an asshole, and in extreme cases, rape. ..

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