Cronk Monkey

What is Cronk Monkey?

A person who lets off a screamer and obsorbes itself into the the thing u are sittin on

Or shittin on HA HA HA HA

Josh: hey darren i just farted

Darren: u fuckin cronk monkey

Nasal Masturbation

1. When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm). i love nasal mas..

Bowel Howel

1. A particularly loud fart Dude! Why you lettin loose with the bowel howel in a crowded elevator?!?..

Going In Dry

1. to insert ones extremities into someone elses orifices without the aid of lubricant Chris leaned over to the misses one night and whisp..

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