Crons

What is Crons?

1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"

2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.

Teriyaki House: What is your name?

Colin: Colin.

Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.

Colin: Okay...

Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.

Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.

Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?

Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.

Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!

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