What is Cronus?
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1. The status of being a sad, pathetic Canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.
2. Taking the internet way too seriously.  See synonyms at 
"Could you please stop talking about Gunslinger? You're being such a god damned Cronus."
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