Cronus

What is Cronus?

1. The status of being a sad, pathetic Canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.

2. Taking the internet way too seriously. See synonyms at fag.

"Could you please stop talking about Gunslinger? You're being such a god damned Cronus."

Scroned

1. Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group. Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montr..

Feltch Blast

1. To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then cons..

El Teabag

1. The dousing of tequila on the balls, followed by the salting of said balls, followed by the act of teabagging an individual. Damn, she ..

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