Crooked Dick

What is Crooked Dick?

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

You Fuckin Asshole

1. something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice. driver 1.screeeeeeech...

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

1. You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire..

Mis-honk

1. To return a honk, or look back, to someone you think is honking at you, but is actually honking to the car behind you. Usually results i..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crooked Dick Edit Meaning