Crooked Dick

What is Crooked Dick?

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

Penis Painting

1. The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants. Jacob: D..

Ur Monkey

1. When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit... Friend: So, where was your mom last night? You: with your mo..

Pussy Shocked

1. When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman. Dude Benny why ..

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