Crooked Dick

What is Crooked Dick?

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

Cunt Smash

1. to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc... aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck similar to: clown punch, turkey punch Af..

Tinker's Cuss

1. Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang..

Zaffoness

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..

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