What is Crooked?
1.
1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.
1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."
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2.
a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a
that was crooked
he tried to do some crooked shit
3.
To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided
"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".
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4.
Newfoundland slang
A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.
Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.
note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".
"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"
"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"
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To be dirty<triffling>an underdog
If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating
6.
Something
Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?
Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.
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7.
(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as
"Man, that new
PS2 game is crooked to themax ,dog !"
"Did you notice how
sexy that girl was!? She istotally crooked!"
"DUDE! Your new
ride is crooked, man!"
"
Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"
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