Crooked

What is Crooked?


1.

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.

2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."

2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

See Diego

2.

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twistedone

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

3.

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

See slanted

4.

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

See newfoundland, ornery, fussy

5.

To be dirty<triffling>an underdog

If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating

6.

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.

Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.

See gangsta, eminem, the hood, drug dealer, ghetto

7.

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.

"Man, that new PS2game is crooked to the max, dog!"

"Did you notice how sexythat girl was!? She is totallycrooked!"

"DUDE! Your new rideis crooked, man!"

" Yo mommasure can cook one damn crooked meal!"

See bad, good, awesome, cool, raw, fuck yeah, thumbs up


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