Crooked Niner Edit Meaning

1. If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum. person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus..

1. The sound and feeling male genitalia makes when running naked. Can be quite painful depending on how cold it is. After streaking across..

1. A more polite word for the "fucking volume". Useful when listening to a particularly good track, which requires the listeners ..