Crooked Pirate

What is Crooked Pirate?

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

You're Damned If You Do, And You're Damned If You Don't.

1. To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative. Your father wants yo..

Vermp

1. The sound of an early morning fart, typically follows dining at Birch Tree Inn. "I saw Kevin lean to the right, and I knew a vermp..

Jagg

1. slang in hawaii for being super drunk or even stunk. Brah, you were so jagg last night from that Kahlua. See stunk, jag, drunk, wasted..

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