Crooked Pirate

What is Crooked Pirate?

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

Vagina Blanket

1. excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way 2. a SUGAR cone ..

Quiea

1. A guitar player that can only play The intro to "Dead leaves and the dirty ground", or th bass section of "The National A..

Fun Hole

1. a woman's vagina used in a provacative manner. I ripped through my girl's fun hole like it was made out of confetti! See cun..

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