Crooked Pirate

What is Crooked Pirate?

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

Klixee

1. an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her finge..

Shitdeliumptious

1. being deliciously shitty That tub of trash tasted shitdeliumptious!! See shitday, shitdeck, shitdick..

Qwerty Crust

1. Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet. Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..

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