What is Crooner?
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A male vocalist who sings popular songs, with background music of jazz or a band.
Frank Sinatra and Ricky Nelson are crooners
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an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.
Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.
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Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)
My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile muc..