Crooties

What is Crooties?

the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident

i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!

See crooties, cruton, salad, annoying, tiny

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