What is Cropdust?
1.
Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"
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2.
to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. Often done in presence of others for spite.
Guy #1: I have really bad gas
Guy #2: Just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust . No one will ever know who it is.
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3.
To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a
Covered Wagon .
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4.
When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.
Josh cropdusted Cody this morning.
5.
When a douche bag don't know how to shut his mouth, and you power kick them right on their taint. You can only succesfully complete a cropdust if you send their nuts into their throat during the kick.
Kevin was talking shit on John so John cropdusted him and now Kevin has to ride around in a mong chariot cuz he won't be able to walk until he's 30.
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