What is Cropdusting?
1.
farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking
wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.
2.
The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.
I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.
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3.
the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself
I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust
4.
The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.
Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."
Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."
Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
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5.
The action of showing up in someone's work area for the sole purpose of releasing a significant amount of flatulence.
Did you smell what I did in the conference room? That was some funky cropdusting.
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6.
the act of going to some other location to fart so that your environment is unsoiled,
b. passing gas then leaving the area so as not to be blamed for it.
I went to Hendrick's cubicle and cropdusted him while he was on the phone with accounting.
7.
the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.
so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now
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